Chris Pratt and Dylan Prunty Recite Lines from “The LEGO Movie”

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

queen-of-fallen-angels:

quiet-fallen-angel:

IT’S BACK :D

Im in love. With a comic.

cobie-smulders:

Favourite Movies: Matilda (1996)

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse."

peetaslongbun:

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

"I’d love to see a Black Widow movie. I think it will [happen]. It has to. We’ll rally for it. We’ll get it started."

oryxofelia:

I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

"It’s the leader of the Guardians in the flesh!"

Name a british actor who has never been in drag.

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GO ON, DO IT.image

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I DARE YOU.

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omfg

you forgot these two

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Also don’t forget.

GUYS

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the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along

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beyoncevevo:

when your teacher yells at your friend for talking to you

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supernaturalwanderlust:

"You were yelly, you were just being so cocky"
"Saturated in arrogance"
"And then—"
"How did I perform?"
"Awfully!"

antiquers:

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