how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
- Ghostfacers (2005): I don't really like rats. They're gross. Rats are like the rats of the world.
- Ghostfacers (2008): You need to go be gay for that poor dead intern.
- Ghostfacers (2014): The woods is where trees hang out.
you may think your fandom cast is the best fandom cast but just remember the first fandom cast will always top your fandom cast
you are lying
if you say
you do not
you love them
all love each other
"ew did u wash ur hands"
they are actually
Lord of the Rings everyone.
Levels of Tumblr.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby lizard
100-349 followers = lizard
350-500 followers = still a lizard
501-799 followers = mega lizard
800- 4,999 followers = super hella lizard
5000+ followers = GODZILLA
These are the legit numbers.